TO PARAPHRASE THE LEGENDARY PUNK BAND, SHAM 69, “IF THE FANS ARE UNITED, THEN WE’LL NEVER BE DIVIDED!”

IT'S A TAGLINE TIRADE! JUST THE WAY OLIVER REED INTENDED!

We just gotta know… ARE YOU GODZILLA-CURIOUS? Aaron Neuwirth and Terence Johnson from TWO BLACK GUYS TALK GODZILLA and join us for this Episode! DESTROY ALL ILL-CONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT GODZILLA! AND GO EASY ON VARAN.

MONSTER PARTY SALUTES THE PHENOMENON OF JAWS! AND THIS TIME… IT’S PERSONAL.

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? IS IT AN INCREDIBLY HIGH JUMPING LEPUS? NO... IT'S MONSTER PARTY!

WE WANT TO THANK ALL THE FRIENDS OF MONSTER PARTY FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. YOU ARE THE DILITHIUM CRYSTALS THAT FUEL THIS STARSHIP. OH, AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT REFERENCE TO JAMES?

During his time as the host of CREATURE FEATURES and his 33-year stint as an entertainment writer for the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE, John Stanley had the dream job of interviewing countless (unless you count them) actors, filmmakers, writers, and other celebrities.

We include such MONSTERPALOOZA staples as infuriating movie reviews/attacks, off-topic food banter, heated toy collecting debates, badly acted "surprise" guest intros, premature interview windups, and other delightful nonsense you've come to expect from MONSTER PARTY!

Of course, what would a MONSTERPALOOZA be without the usual petty arguments, "free" gifts, lunch critiques, every joke taken seriously, purchase bragging, seemingly endless Creature From The Black Lagoon references, and other high-octane monster-kid banter? Well... it certainly wouldn't be one with MONSTER PARTY!

WILL YOU SURVIVE THE SKULL-POCALYPSE?! AND SHOULD YOU?!

WITH APOLOGIES TO THE MC5... KICK OUT THE QUOTE JAM!